gymer funny quotes

What is more dirty, the towel you took to the gym for 6 weeks straight or your browser history? 

Cheat on girls, not on curls.

Here’s a list of everyone who has lost weight by sitting on the couch watching the Biggest Loser: –

Life is about risking everything for a dream no one can see but you.

I’m on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle.

I lost five pounds this week, but found it in the refrigerator this weekend.

Broccoli may get stuck in your teeth, but french fries get stuck on your ass

If you were able to believe in Santa Claus for 8 years, you can believe in yourself for like 5 minutes.

tried exercise but found I was allergic to it – my skin flushed, my heart raced, I got sweaty, short of breath. Very very dangerous. 

If the bar ain’t bending you‘re just pretending.